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The Truth Behind Bon Temps

I don’t know why I even watched the last two True Blood episodes.

Ugh. This show. 

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  #True Blood    #Sookie Stackhouse    #Eric Northman    #Bill Compton    #Pam Swynford De Beaufort    #Jason Stackhouse    #And Everybody Else    #The end has happened  

Two more episodes…

And I won’t get to see them until August 27th :(

I will be going out of state for work for the next 2 weeks and won’t have tv or a computer, so there won’t be any after episode posts until I return. Sigh.

When I get back I will do my best to post reactions and my usual imagery on each episode. 

  #True Blood  

Eric finally gets a taste of Sarah Newlin

The internets:

  #True Blood    #Eric Northman    #Alexander Skarsgard    #Season 7    #7.08  

Violet Meets the True Death

  #True Blood    #Violet    #Jason Stackhouse    #Ryan Kwatan    #Season 7    #7.08    #What everyone has been waiting for    #aside from eric being healed  
i'm inflictid with a awlful disease,it's called "true blood is ending forever in only 21 days and i can't seem to accept it",the main symptom is that i'm crying a lot,can you help me?

Anonymous

  #Anonymous  

Roundtable Discussion in the True Blood Writers Room

Brian Buckner: Ok everyone, last few episodes ever! What should we write about?
Writer 1: Fucking!
Writer 2: Teenagers Fucking!
Writer 1: With sex toys! In a Dungeon.
Writer 2: Violet's Dungeon. Which we are just now seeing for the first time :D
Writer 3: But let them get freaked out about it!
Writer 2: While their parents search over two states for them. Hilarious!
Brian Buckner: Ok, good. Now what about Sookie?
Writer 1: Also fucking!
Writer 2: But sad fucking.
Writer 3: Guilt fuck with Bill.
Brian Buckner: That's gold. Now why would she do that?
Writer 3: She gave him Hep V.
Writer 2: Memory loss. She can't remember the first 5 seasons.
Writer 1: Fairy Vagina needs sex like a vampire needs blood.
Brian Buckner: We need more flashbacks to previous seasons.
Writer 2: Does it have to make sense?
Writer 1: Has it ever?
Writer 3: We could bring back Hoyt.
Writer 2: Hey, we could bring back Hoyt.
Everyone: Yay! Hoyt.
Brian Buckner: We do need some filler.
Writer 3: Hoyt talks about new girlfriend.
Writer 1: Arlene fucking!
Writer 2: Random hallucinations.
Writer 1: Jason shirtless.
Writer 3: Eric and Pam.
Brain Buckner: What about Eric and Pam?
Writer 3: Pam can talk about their history -
Brian Buckner: No, we got enough of that already.
Writer 3: But -
Writer 1: Eric could stake their only lead!
Collective: Yeah!
Brian Buckner: But how would they find Sarah?
Writer 2: Japanese government. They're like the NSA anyway, right?
Brian Buckner: Go Team!
  #True Blood    #Eric Northman    #Sookie Stackhouse    #Bill Compton    #jessica hamby    #Pam Swynford De Beaufort    #Alexander Skarsgard    #Anna Paquin    #Stephen Moyer    #Kristen Bauer Van Straten    #Ryan Kwatan    #Jason Stackhouse    #Brian Buckner    #season 7    #7.03    #ugh why  

That Really Sucked.

-Summation of True Blood, Season 7, Ep. 7.

  #True Blood    #Eric Northman    #Sookie Stackhouse    #Bill Compton    #Alexander Skarsgard    #Anna Paquin    #Stephen Moyer    #Jason Stackhouse    #Ryan Kwatan  

True Blood S7E7

This far along in the game an episode should not feel like such a slog piece of filler. 

Really, True Blood.

  #true blood    #season 7    #7.07    #True Blood    #Alexander Skarsgard    #Eric Northman    #Sookie Stackhouse    #Bill Compton    #Anna Paquin    #Stephen Moyer  
Bill flashbacks. Bill flashbacks, everywhere.
The Writing Staff of True Blood, Season 7
  #true blood    #season 7    #bill compton    #Stephen Moyer    #brian buckner    #sookie stackhouse    #Anna Paquin  

Lets just kill everybody.

-The Writing Staff of True Blood, Season 7.

  #true blood    #sookie stackhouse    #eric northman    #bill compton    #Alcide Herveaux    #lafayette reynolds    #Tara Thorton    #Pam Swynford De Beaufort    #jason stackhouse    #Anna Paquin    #Alexander Skarsgard    #stephen moyer    #Joe Manganiello    #Kristen Bauer Van Straten    #nelson ellis    #rutina weasley    #Ryan Kwatan